Tuesday, April 16, 2019

European Union Translations by Mike Clitheroe


TRANSLATIONS OF THE GOVERMANT & MEDIA SPEAK
IN USE WHENEVER LEAVING THE E.U. IS PRESENTED OR DISCUSSED

Many phrases and “punchy” terminology is being used all the time in connection with the UK leaving the E.U. These words can take on different meanings depending on who is using them and in what context. Often such phrases are used in a pseudo dramatic way and particular emphasis is introduced to try and disguise or deflect from what is really going on. Most Politicians particularly Mrs May & some of her Government are guilty of what can only be described as public deceit hiding behind these clichés. The opposition front bench are even worse.

Also all the main TV channels particularly the BBC and some Newspapers use the words below to make the public think the interviewer/reporter really knows what they are talking about and are communicating all the facts in an impactful way – BUT for me they are just spinning their own personal political agenda and/or that of the company that pays their wages. Balanced reporting – Don’t hold your breath.

 This is an interpretation of what these regularly used words actually mean.
This shorthand way of speaking can be considered an attempt to “Brain Wash” the public. -   Mike C.

“CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS”    = Remainers are not getting their own way.
“CRISIS IN OUR COUNTRY” = Remainers are not getting their own way.

“WE NEED A PEOPLES VOTE” = we need to reverse the 2016 referendum result.

“CRASH OUT” = Well it sounds dramatic and if we say it enough times people will think leaving the EU CLEANLY will be a major issue for ever. We must Brain Wash the little people.

CLIFF EDGE” = Makes the little people think of Beachy Head/ White Cliffs of Dover and Suicide. Say it often enough and it will be a major contribution to Project Fear.
NO NO NO – don’t listen or allow anyone to explain any positives about leaving – WE ARE IMPORTANT, we know its suicide cos? ……well we just know that’s why.

“PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE VOTING FOR IN 2016”
= They gave the wrong answer – how dare they!
“PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE VOTING FOR IN 2016”
 = Now we have repeatedly put forward only one side of the argument and played down any positives the little people will “give in” and change their minds.

“PEOPLE MUST BE ALLOWED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MAY’S DEAL OR REMAIN”       
= The people must choose between Remain and Remain.
“THE PEOPLE MUST BE ALLOWED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MAY’S DEAL - REMAIN - NORWAY OPTION – COMMON MARKET 2 =    we can manage to split the country four ways instead of two. But we win as its all remain really.  We can’t allow No Deal
On any referendum as too many people will want this.

“WE NEED TO EXTEND ARTICLE 50= we need more time for Project Fear to work.

“MAY’S DEAL” = Junker & Tusk & Barnier’s deal (consultant input from L. Varadker)
                                                                                      May is just our field sales agent.

“MAY’S W. A. IS THE BEST OPTION” = We have got 500 pages of legal text to confuse the little people and divide opinion between the best legal minds in the country.

“THE NEGOTIATIONS WITH BRUSSELS WERE/ARE VERY COMPLEX” = we had to say YES to whatever they wanted in 27 languages.
“THE NEGOTIATIONS WITH BRUSSELS WERE/ARE VERY COMPLEX” = Do not trouble your little heads we know best!

“CONFIDENT WE GOT THE BEST DEAL POSSIBLE= David Cameron showed us the best way to negotiate with the EU so we knew what to do.

“WITHDRAWAL AGREEMENT” = those nice people in Brussels produced it for us
It’s a complex way to reverse the 2016 referendum result. All we had to do was say YES YES and then YES.

“WITHDRAWAL AGREEMENT” = Pay Up and stay under our control.

“EU DEMOCRACY” = YOU will do as you are told.

“WE NEED MORE VOTES IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS” = eventually something will stick – it does not matter what or that it goes completely against our party manifesto and the referendum result. Anyway I have a holiday booked so let Marxist in Chief Corbyn take over.

“A DEEP AND SPECIAL PARTNERSHIP” = we like someone else making the Laws for us. Let’s have EU entanglement like we never left.

“THE GOOD NEWS IS THIS W. A. TAKES BACK ALL CONTROLS” = Takes then back to the EU
– ECJ Jurisdiction – Freedom of Movement – Large payments – All CONTINUE

“WE NEED TO ADDRESS THE BACKSTOP = we need to distract attention from all the other atrocious parts of the deal.

 “WE MUST ALL COME TOGETHER AND FIND A COMPROMISE = A Con Promise
We must continue to renege on our parties Manifesto’s (labour & conservative) and cheat on the 17.4mil using a major Fudge to confuse things to make sure the EU remain in control. Anyway Mr Corbyn will know what to do.

“IT’S THE BEST DEAL AVAILABLE” = It’s a deal tailored by the EU to suit the EU so it must be good they are good at this stuff.

“NO DEAL IS BETTER THAN A BAD DEAL” = this deal was tailored by the EU to suit the EU so it must be “Not a Bad Deal” – they know about these things.

“MALTHOUSE COMPROMISE or MAYBE THE EAA OPTION” = Confuse them

“NO DEAL WOULD BE A DISASTER” = Well that’s what all the Remainers say and although I have never really researched it they must be right as there is a lot of them in Parliament.

“NO DEAL WOULD BE A DISASTER” = Well it needs thought and effort and being positive and I am far too busy thinking about myself to really challenge this and do some real research - so I am jumping on the easy bandwagon.

“NO DEAL - CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN” = Brexit cannot be allowed to happen. We are important intellectuals we do not listen to the Little People or any economist or business person who does not agree. We know everything.

“THE EXPERTS SAY NO DEAL WIL BE A DISASTER = Well we know no country has left the EU before and therefore there are no experts on the subject. But let’s follow the word of the “so called economists” and Mark thingy from the BOE – OK they do not present their whole business models for scrutiny as of course they have engineered forecasts that will prove what they want them too - plus we can use this stuff to scare people into a Remainer frame of mind.

“LET’S HAVE A BALANCED TV DEBATE” = 4 Remainers & 1 Leaver

“RECESSION – JOB LOSSES – HOUSE PRICE CRASH = Why will the economy not do what it’s told to do.

“DESPITE BREXIT” = Why will the economy not help the cause.
“DESPITE BREXIT” = Play down any positives we can’t let Brexit been seen in a good light.

“HARD BORDER” = any excuse will do. Just keep saying it can’t be overcome the Brits under May will just cave in.

“THE BACKSTOP IS AN INSURANCE POLICY” = Cunning plan to keep the UK locked in forever. They will never notice.

“WE RESPECT THE REFERENDUM RESULT” = we are looking at every way to reverse the result. Why does it matter? I lie about lots of things isn’t that what politicians are supposed to do – anyway the little people will not notice.

“EU IDEA OF UK APPROVAL” = Theresa May & Oliver Robbins (what 17.4mil people want can be ignored we only talk to the pushovers.)

 “DOING A BRUSSELS”  = Dig your heels in on Day 1 – Tell them the programme of events without discussion – Steamroller the decision you want before they know what they actually agreed too. Then keep saying Non; Nein – Then as a last resort use English and say NO NO NO !!!

“CABINET UNITY” = they do what I tell them.

“DEPT. FOR EXITING E U = Brilliant cover and a pretend front, so the real negotiations to stay in the EU can be conducted behind the scenes.

“UK FISHING RIGHTS” = your fish are our fish unless we say otherwise.

“EU FUNDING” = you give us a lot of money - We give some of it back to certain enterprises WE decide who, what and when. Then they can put up a Blue plaque so everyone knows the money came from the EU.  Confuse the little people.

“BENEFITS OF EU MEMEBERSHIP” = Of course your UK vote does not count for much. Your MEP’s represent only 13% of all the votes - that’s if those crazy people all vote the same way Ha Ha. So we only need 16 countries or countries representing 65% of the EU population getting together to get “qualified majority vote” to go against your wishes. Of course there is the Veto on some very limited things but read the small print that’s all changing soon.

BENEFITS OF EU MEMBERSHIP” = you can relax!! We make your laws, we control your life, we tell you what you can and can’t do – don’t blame us, the book 1984 was written by some British guy – BUT you do get free roaming charges.


Mike Clitherow                                                                              



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