Don't let them take your temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese and came home with two cases of lager
It's a five minute
walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray…
I swear we're fighting two pandemics. Coronavirus and stupidity.
