Monday, October 30, 2017

Which side of the fence do you sit on?

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a good test!

If a Conservative supporter doesn't like guns, they don't buy one.
If a Labour supporter doesn't like guns, they want all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.
If a Labour is a vegetarian, they want all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is gay, they quietly lead their life.
If a Labour is gay, they demand legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, they think about how to better their situation.
If a Labour is down and out they wonder who is going to take care of them.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show, they switch channels.
If a Labour doesn’t like a talk show they demand that those they don't like should be        banned.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, they don't go to church.
If a Labour is a non-believer they want any mention of God and religion silenced

If a Conservative reads this, they'll forward it so their friends can have a good laugh.
If a Labour reads this they will delete it because they're "offended."

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