Friday, July 16, 2021

Have we all gone mad? Whatever happened to Freedom, Liberty, Justice, and Democracy?

 

Whatever Happened to Freedom, Liberty, Justice and Democracy?

 With thanks to Jimi Cazot and the Telegraph.

 

If you went back five years and asked a friend to predict the next five years and they told you the following, you would think they had gone mad, and yet?

"In the future, many of your national assets will be owned by China.   Most of the goods you buy will be made there too, which you will not purchase from your fellow countrymen, but a sole supplier owned by an American.

 The most successful politicians will not be elder statesmen committed to public service but young upstarts who view the job as a stepping-stone towards tremendous personal wealth in later life.

 Your Government will pass bills to quash peaceful protest.   This won’t be limited to the intelligence services but bodies like the environmental and food standards agencies too. When you ask “why”, nobody will be able to tell you.

 Your Government will set up ‘nudge units’ staffed by unknown behavioural scientists.   They will tell you what to eat, drink and how you should behave.   There will be patronising health and safety signs everywhere you look.

 “The media will grow dependent on Government advertising revenue and cease reporting opinions and events that contradict official narratives.

The internet will be dominated by a small number of big-tech companies who will delete all information that they disagree with.

In the name of safeguarding students from harm, schools and universities will cease debate and enquiry. People with contrary views will be barred from campuses. Even student newspapers will be censored by ‘sensitivity readers.’.

At work, you will be made to undergo psychological re-education.   The people lecturing you will have no knowledge of psychology but nonetheless try to change you at a subconscious level.

 People will be sacked from their jobs for saying there are two biological sexes or for telling an ill-judged joke. They will not be forgiven if they apologise.

Every major institution and employer will sign up to this censorious culture and soon you will censor yourself when speaking to friends and colleagues without even knowing that you have done so.

When a virus emerges that only kills 0.3% of those who catch it – the majority of which older than the average span of a life – you will be bombarded, 24-hours a day, by terrifying public messaging.

 The police will stop you from meeting a friend for a coffee in the park. They will rummage through your shopping bags to make sure you have only bought things that they deem essential.   They will film you as you walk in the countryside and put the footage on the internet so to shame you.

Neighbours will be told to spy on neighbours, and when you have friends round for dinner the police will knock on your door and give you a fine.

You will be told to stay two metres away from other people at all times.   You will be made to wear a facemask even though there is no evidence that they do anything at all.   When this becomes apparent, scientists will say you must wear them so as not to frighten other people.   Your freedom will end where another’s fear begins.

Families will be kept from dying loved ones.   Widows will be denied the comfort of human touch. Daughters will be arrested for collecting their mothers from care homes.

 Vast numbers of children will be sent home from school and denied a proper education just because one classmate lost their sense of smell.

 Weddings will be cancelled.   Nightclubs will be closed.   Churches will be shut.   Singing and dancing will be prohibited.   Lovers will be kept apart.

You will be told to have an anti-virus vaccine although the vaccine isn’t compulsory, yet those who refuse might be sacked from their jobs.  They will be made to queue for longer at airports.   They will be put under house arrest if they come into contact with someone who has the virus, whilst those who have had it will not. They will be stopped from going to bars and stadiums. There will be two classes of people: the clean and the unclean.

Your unassailable and decadent leaders will ignore the rules they set for others again and again, blissfully untroubled by the cries of hypocrisy.

Global leaders, bureaucrats, scientists, royalty, and the super-rich will meet in private to discuss how we all must live. They will say there are too many people and not enough resources, but nobody will ask who we should get rid of and how.   Blinded by hubris, they’ll believe that they alone can bring about a utopian future.   The language they speak will be impenetrable to most, it will be made up of meaningless phrases like ‘stakeholder capitalism’, ‘collectivisation’, ‘sustainable development’ and ‘Build Back Better’.   Every now and then, however, they’ll make things very clear: “You will own nothing.   You will rent everything.   You will be happy.”

Few will question what this means, how it will be brought about or what mandate they have for doing so.   Those who do, or any of the above, will be insulted, ridiculed and so pushed to the margins of society that they are effectively silenced.

Most will stand on their front doorstep at 8pm every Thursday, clapping their hands and bashing saucepans."

 

Thursday, July 8, 2021

The Resignation of Theresa May by John Strafford

 

The Resignation of Theresa May

By

John E. Strafford

In the July issue of “The Critic” Christopher Howarth writes in an article headed Mrs May: My Part in Her Downfall:

“The battle to secure a clean Brexit was won only after the European Research Group secretly obtained a copy of the 1922 Committee rules”.

“a striking fact became obvious quite early on.   There were no publicly available rules of the 1922 Committee.   They were discussed, reported on, people believed they knew what they meant but there was no actual copy”.

“I asked some ERG MPs on the 1922 executive to request a copy from Sir Graham Brady, but they were rebuffed”.

“We managed to find a copy of the rules, the only copy in existence outside Sir Graham Brady’s desk.   I guarded it closely”.

“The rules were dynamite: the famous “no contest within a year” guarantee was moonshine”.   The 22 Executive could change the rules in an afternoon to give us another leadership election.   I now knew what I assume only No. 10 and Sir Graham Brady did: if we defeated May we could get rid of her as leader.”

“No. 10 had a plan to deliver Chequers and Believing that Theresa May’s premiership was secure until 12 December 2019 thought they had time to finally force through their deal.   They were wrong, but only three people knew they were wrong.   I was one of them.” 

 I, John Strafford was another of them.   I set out below how the “missing rules” became public:

After the Conservative Party lost the General Election in 2005, the Leader, Michael Howard MP, announced his resignation but at the same time proposed that the Party Constitution be changed so that MPs had the last say on who should be Leader of the Party rather than the ordinary Party members.   I, and many others, opposed this change and the motion for changing the Constitution was defeated.   During the campaign to elect a new Leader I became aware that the rules for selecting the Leader were incorporated in the Rules of the 1922 Committee, so I wrote a letter to the then Director of Campaigning, Gavin Barwell, at CCHQ asking for a copy of the rules.   I received a copy from Sir Michael Spicer who was then the Chairman of the 1922 Committee as shown below.



On Tuesday 9 April 2019 the Bruges Group held a lunch time meeting in London about Brexit.   One of the speakers was Anne Marie Morris MP, who I had met on a previous occasion.   During the course of the meeting the question arose as to why the MPs did not get rid of the Prime Minister, Theresa May.   Anne Marie Morris gave the standard reply that under the Party Constitution there could not be a Leadership Election within 12 months of the previous one.   At the end of the meeting, I spoke to Anne Marie Morris, who was a member of ERG, and told her that the rules relating to a Leadership election were in the 1922 Committee rules which could be changed.   She asked me to write to her.

On 10 April 2019 I sent the following email to her with a copy to Christopher Hope, the Chief Political Correspondent of the Daily Telegraph:


In the morning of 11 April Anne Marie e-mailed me in response to my e-mail:

“John,

I’ve tried to get all to see this.   The media are saying this just gives the power to alter the timing, not trigger an election.   Thoughts?   I need a bit more ammunition as to how this can work!   Thanks.

Anne Marie”

 Anne Marie was interviewed on the BBC World at One programme.   In the afternoon I e-mailed her:

Anne Marie,

Brilliant interview on the World at One.   You could be changing the course of history.   Well done.   The media are wrong, see below:

I then sent to her examples as to how change could be achieved.  

I stated:

“The 1922 Committee is perfectly entitled to make changes.   It’s only obligation under the Party Constitution is that they “shall be determined by the Executive Committee of the 1922 Committee after consultation of the Board”.

If as required the Board is consulted, 1922 Committee can proceed, even if the Board disagrees.

However, if the 1922 Committee does proceed the Party Board using Clause 17 of the Party Constitution can then overturn it.   That would lead to a serious clash, particularly if the 1922 Committee had the support of the voluntary party with it and they were making the Party more democratic, and it could be seen that ordinary Party members were getting more power.   In these circumstances the Party Board would be seen to be out of touch not only with the voluntary party but also the Parliamentary Party.  The whole legitimacy of the Party Board would come into question, e.g., why is the Party Chairman and a Deputy Chairman appointed by the leader and not elected by the members of the Party and accountable to them.   Is the Party Chairman just a spokesman for the Leader and not speaking in the interest of the whole Party?

I am sure in this situation the Party Board would back down.”

At the same time as I emailed Anne Marie Morris MP I also included a copy of the email to Christopher Hope of The Daily Telegraph as he had expressed interest in the idea.   I had already been in contact with him as I was trying to get Dominic Grieve deselected as my MP.

Christopher came back to me very quickly and asked for a full copy of the Rules of the 1922 Committee, which I sent to him immediately.

Anne Marie then emailed me and asked if I would talk direct to journalists/   I said “yes”.

On 13 April Bill Cash MP of the ERG Group telephoned me and we had a long conversation in which he asked me to send him a report on changing the Leadership election rules and for a full copy of the Rules, which I did.

Late on 13 April the Telegraph published an article on its web site by Sir Michael Spicer and Archibald Hamilton saying the rules could be changed. 

On 14 April the Sunday Telegraph printed the article.   The rest is history.

As Christopher Howarth writes: “ The ’22 Executive went from being split on the desire to act, but not knowing they could act, to having clear authority from the last two Chairmen – who had written the rules – that they could and, indeed, should call a new confidence vote.

News of this development was greeted with shock in Downing Street,   Legal threats were made, but went nowhere.   Sir Graham Brady had to deliver the bad news.   Theresa May had to resign.”

After publication by the Sunday Telegraph, I was inundated by journalists who wanted a copy of the Rules of the 1922 Committee.   They had been told I was the only person with a copy!

It is one of the supreme ironies that it was Gavin Barwell who asked Michael Spicer to send a copy of the rules to me and it was the same Gavin Barwell who as Head of Theresa May’s office stopped anyone getting a copy of the rules.

Mrs May announced her resignation as Prime Minister on 24 May 2019

 

 

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Climate Change. Who caused it?

 

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment,.
The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days."
The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."
The older lady said that she was right our generation didn't have the "green thing" in its day. The older lady went on to explain: Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.
But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day. Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags.
But, too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then. We walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the "green thing" in our day.
Back then we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days.
Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.
Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.
In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.
When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.
We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then.
We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the "green thing" back then.
Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service in the family's £45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before the "green thing."
We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.
But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then?
Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smarty young person. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off... Especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smarty who can't make change without the cash register telling them how much.

Monday, March 1, 2021

UK Regulation after Brexit by Bruce Goodwin

 

UK regulation after Brexit     by Bruce Goodwin                                                  26th Feb 2021

 

Firstly, I should declare that I was a Leave voter, but I have always tried to listen to all sides of the debate.

The question always posed by Remainers is ‘can someone tell me exactly what we have gained from Brexit?’

The first thing to address is the notion that Brexit was ‘all about immigration’ as often suggested.   I would certainly recognise that in certain areas of the country this might be true, and I would even go so far as to say it might have been a factor in the ‘swing’ vote, but for me immigration was merely a subset of sovereignty and just one of many reasons why Brexit occurred.   Britain has sat uneasily within the EU for some time & this has been increasingly so since Maastricht & Lisbon.

I think this is important to recognise, particularly for those that believe this is all going to go so badly that the UK will be begging to sign up again soon.

There is something in our history & psyche that does seem to make it more difficult to fit in with the idea of an ever more integrated Europe.   We could point to the stability of our parliamentary system over many centuries as opposed to the turmoil endured by countries such as Spain.   We could look to the more recent crises such as that of 2008 and the ‘left behind’ protest vote.   But I think there is something more fundamental in all of this: the difference in the legal systems.

Common Law starts from the premise that you can do anything you like until a law is passed (often by mandate of elected govt but often by legal precedent) that says you cannot. The ‘acquis communitaire’ inherited from the Napoleonic system upon which the EU functions is a rules-based system with incredibly complex rules that are codified and passed down rigidly from on high.   I think this explains to a large extent the resentment felt toward being ruled from Brussels.

Common Law systems tend to be more flexible & require a certain amount of common sense in enforcement.   I do not think it is by mistake that the world’s most successful financial & commercial centres use it, but I think it goes deeper than that, into the minds of how we see government & how society interacts.   Common Law allows us to have the highest standards but with fewer rules; exemplified by the financial markets but also present in agriculture & green policies.   Society tends to move the law along with it and it is this that I feel makes us more compliant and at ease with our laws.

I have a sense that some of the post-Brexit issues, particularly in respect of the NI protocol, come down to a different mindset now that the UK is free to express itself.   If seed potatoes are exported from GB-NI with vestiges of soil on them, the UK tends not see this as a big deal and that no one else should either so waive it through.   The EU on the other hand is intent on ticking every single rule before agreeing to allow anything to move.   There are other instances such as sandwiches for consumption in transit, or shellfish that we are all familiar with.

The next question becomes whether, in tying us up in rules, the EU is simply doing what the EU does best or whether it is being vindictive?   Is it so worried about the Single Market & an economy on its doorstep that it imposes different standards to elsewhere?   It is true that the UK is not entirely ready for the brave new world, but did anyone think that would be the case after 45 years of working within the bloc, both in terms of customs and statecraft?   I am sure we can point to several government missteps, but it is equally true that having signed a trade deal we might expect that both sides would work together for the common good to ensure no disruption while things bed down.

Here, I am afraid the EU is guilty of cutting off its nose to spite its face.   It seems to care more about ensuring the UK will not prosper outside the EU than doing everything in its power to ensure that its trade surplus and good relations with the UK remain intact.   This I believe is extremely short sighted, given the turmoil within the Eurozone and the difficulties of the current crisis.

It is true that we are going to have some headaches in the near term, but the world is a large place, and we are not working in a sealed tank: things can and will change.

By deliberately making life difficult, the UK, now able to act very quickly in terms of its own trade, will look elsewhere.   We have seen how rapidly so many trade deals have been agreed.   Yes, many are rollovers out of necessity but there is room to improve & broaden them, especially regarding services.   And this is key, given that our economy is far different to the remaining 27.   We have a service-based economy, unlike the EU which is export oriented and one would say mercantilist.   No longer can the EU use the UK’s imports of finished goods as a bargaining chip in trade deals, whereas the UK can now use this in trying to gain access for services in the trade deals that it writes for itself.   It is not by mistake that none of the EU trade deals we were involved in and we did not negotiate excluded services.

As we look further afield, new markets will open for our financial sector and the effects of Common Law will again come to the fore, giving companies flexibility to be creative.

There are early signs that we are already exporting more to the rest of the world, despite the high-profile problems with the EU in some areas.   And this is being followed by a slowdown in imports, although we need to see post-Covid confirmation of the extent of this. But it seems to me that in being obstructive rather than constructive the EU has indeed more to lose.   Much of what the EU exports to us can be sourced cheaply elsewhere now that tariff barriers are falling, or by import substitution helped by a competitive sterling.   This goes for services too….. increasingly sunseekers will flock to the welcoming arms of the Caribbean rather than the beaches of the Med.   So, making like difficult for travel reps is going to hurt the EU far more than the UK; our business is very mobile.

The other issues revolve around regulations for different markets and building “gold- standards.”   There are a few things to think about here, and I admit I am not an expert, although finance is my background.   We can see already that the extremely short-sighted move to block equivalence can be got around by firms opening offices in each other’s jurisdictions.   This will mostly deal with the retail market, but the bulk of City of London business is wholesale: the huge depth of the UK markets where much of the trading takes place off exchange, dwarfs that of the EU centres.   And it is difficult for derivative markets to flourish without deep underlying cash markets.

This means that the moving of trading to European exchanges is just a small scratch and the moving of funds to Europe matters little if those funds are still managed in the UK where the bulk of the fees are made.   This system already exists globally where most fund managers will have funds domiciled in all sorts of jurisdictions to cater for a diverse base of international clients, but they will all be managed by a team in the UK, US, Singapore etc. Denying EU companies access to UK markets is going to hurt them a great deal and push up costs.

I started my career at a time when London had become a major market for offshore Dollars (the Eurodollar market) partly due to US legislation.   The Eurobond market was a huge offshoot of this, and it will continue to exist for Euro-denominated debt using UK Law.   An offshore Euro market is all but nailed on.

I am less sure about things like chemicals, but industry exports to many different markets and finds solutions.   Multinationals have production facilities in many countries to cover this, regulatory standards may be a different animal, but agreements will no doubt (as part of trade deals) be reached in many parts of the world to recognise the high standards that I am sure the UK will maintain.   Then there is the development of UNICE which along with enhancements in WTO rules (most recently TFA) will move to greater frictionless trade and standards. The EU might just get left behind if it tries to play hard ball and becomes increasingly entrenched in its protectionist cocoon.

In short, putting up trade barriers has never been a successful strategy, whereas free markets have tended to bring wealth and lift countries out of poverty.   Just at a time when the Eurozone needs a shot in the arm it seems intent on building more walls to hide behind and its impending debt crisis will be more difficult to handle.   Some might see fiscal union/federalisation as the way out; this will certainly keep the bloc together, but it will not stop the EU becoming increasingly less significant.

As I said at the beginning, I voted Leave and much of the reason you will find in my comments above.   It is not a decision I made lightly, and I was aware at the time it would be a tough transition.   I might have thought, as many did, that the EU would be less obstructive, but I see nothing yet to make me change my mind.   Indeed, the growth that we need to emerge from this crisis will not be found across the Channel but in the high growth areas elsewhere in the world.

I cannot speak for others, but I suspect the upbringing they have had within a Common Law society will make them view much of what the EU is doing as ‘petty bureaucracy’ and that they simply do not wish to work with us.   As such, I think the mood resulting from things being more difficult than envisaged post Brexit, will be far from everyone screaming to ‘let us back in’!   (Particularly with the penal terms they will undoubtedly try to extract, and to join the Euro), and more one of ‘fine if that’s how you want it’.

More likely there will be a desire to go on holiday elsewhere; buy things from elsewhere and export to places that make it much easier.

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Tanners and Bobs

 

With thanks to Mike Clitherow

TANNERS AND BOBS


Back in the days of tanners and bobs,

When Mothers had patience and Fathers had jobs.

 

When football team families wore hand me down shoes,

And T.V gave only two channels to choose.

 

Back in the days of threepenny bits,

When schools employed nurses to search for your nits.

 

When snowballs were harmless; ice slides were permitted,

And all of your jumpers were warm and hand knitted.

 

Back in the days of hot ginger beers,

When children remained so, for more than six years.

 

When children respected what older folks said,

And pot was a thing you kept under your bed.

 

Back in the days of Listen with Mother,

When neighbours were friendly and talked to each other.

 

When cars were so rare you could play in the street.

When Doctors made house calls; Police walked the beat.

 

Back in the days of Milligan’s Goons,

When butter was butter and songs all had tunes.

 

It was dumplings for dinner and trifle for tea,

And your annual break was a day by the sea.

 

Back in the days of Dixon’s Dock Green,

Crackerjack pens and Lyons ice cream.

 

When children could freely wear National Health glasses,

And teachers all stood at the FRONT of their classes.

 

Back in the days of rocking and reeling,

When mobiles were things that you hung from the ceiling.

When woodwork and pottery got taught in schools,

And everyone dreamt of a win on the pools.

 

Back in the days when I was a lad,

I can’t help but smile for the fun that I had.

 

Hopscotch and roller skates; snowballs to lob.

Back in the days of tanners and bobs.

 

Friday, January 15, 2021

Media Silence?

 

        With all the talk of voter fraud in the USA Presidential election I have not  seen any main-stream media detailing the process of the election.

The individual States each have their own laws determining voter registration, postal ballots and counting the ballot.   These laws can and often do distort democracy.   In addition to which the loose laws on election finance and the way the Electoral College breaches the fundamental principle of one person, one vote, each vote being of equal value, further produces a distortion of democracy.

It cannot be right that a Federal Election should be conducted with different rules for that election in each State of the Union.

You do not need voter fraud to distort the Presidential election.   It can all be done legally!

Friday, January 8, 2021

Complacency and UK Democracy

 

Complacency and UK Democracy

Much has been said about democracy in the USA, but we should not be complacent about the state of democracy in the UK.   I publish below the lead letter in The Daily Telegraph of 6th January 2021 written by Iwan Price-Evans.   He raises some major points.

Sir – How was it possible, in this crisis, for our much-lauded human rights and civil liberties to be suspended so easily, without even the right to protest publicly against this?

Why were ministers and scientists allowed to present statistics out of context in a way that was misleading, without immediate questions from the media?

What role did Ofcom play in the communication or suppression of anti-lockdown views?

What happened to the tens of billions of pounds spent on a test-and-trace system that did not work?

What is the Government’s estimate for the impact of lockdown on the health, education and social mobility on the generation currently in full-time education?

Perhaps most importantly, how can we plan for the future when, at any time, the Government can tear it apart without accountability, using flimsy legislation backed by a constitution that has proved inadequate to the task of protecting our rights?

When the Covid crisis has passed, we must ask these questions of our masters in government, Whitehall and the judiciary, and we must get satisfactory answers.

Friday, January 1, 2021

Do You Remember? For the Over 50s!

 Do You Remember?   For the over 50s!


With thanks to Mike Clitheroe


If you are under the age of 50 you will probably not understand all this - it is just a reality check on how people lived and survived growing up just after World War II.

 My mum used to cut chicken (when we could afford it), chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but she was immaculately clean and careful so we did not get food poisoning ever.   Of course, modern hygiene is far more scientific,  but I never heard of anyone getting side effects from their mum’s food preparation or cooking in my generation so we must have been doing something right. 

School sandwiches were wrapped in paper or maybe, yesterday’s newspaper or a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I cannot remember anyone getting e. coli or other side effects.

BTW our fish and chips were also wrapped in old newspapers, again no reports of poisoning.   Also, I could catch up with the news.

We all took PE, and risked permanent injury with a pair of cheap Black Plimsolls instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushioned soles and built-in light reflectors that cost as much as a small car.   I cannot recall any injuries, but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now!.

We got the cane for doing something wrong at school, it hurt a bit and prompted us to avoid breaking the same rules again or at least not to get caught in future.   They used to call it discipline, yet we all grew up to accept the rules and to honour & respect those older than us.   No mental damage that I am aware of, as we all preferred six whacks of the cane on the hand, legs or backside than spending an hour in detention missing a kick about with our mates in the street.

There were 38 in my class at junior school BUT we all learned to read and write, do maths well, and spell almost all the words needed to write a grammatically correct letter.

DID THESE CLASS NUMBERS REALLY CAUSE A PROBLEM – I THINK NOT.

We walked to and from school, helping us to keep fit and making us used to getting up early.   Did not need Mum to hold my hand at five years old. 

We all said prayers and had an RE lesson in school, but now thinking back I feel that the themes made all of us a bit kinder and more respectful.   We sang the National Anthem making us feel good about our country.

Staying in detention after school taught us there were penalties for not following the rules – so we were doing more schoolwork when we wanted to be out playing.   Good lesson about life that one.

We also learnt our times tables by heart by reciting them every day.  Now ++years later, although I cannot remember where I put my glasses 5 mins ago, I can still remember all of them up to 12 times level. Especially useful when checking the bill in a supermarket or Pub.   (Pub !!!!! are you old enough to remember what a Pub is?)

I just cannot recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.   We were not!   We were out and about playing football climbing trees and so many other out of the house activities.   Plus, actually talking and laughing with people face to face.

Take too many liberties at home and get a quick smack on the legs from Mum and then early to bed soon reminded you not to push your luck - there were consequences.

Oh yeah ... And where was the antibiotics and sterilisation kit when you got that Bee sting? 

We played “King of the Hill” on piles of gravel left on vacant building sites and when we got hurt, mum pulled out the 1/6d bottle of TCP which seemed to do the trick then by the next day show off the scars.   Now it is a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of antibiotics and then mum calls the lawyer to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

To top it off, not a single person I knew was ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that?   We never needed to get into group therapy and/or anger management classes.   Did we all miss out?

How did we ever survive?

The message is: remember that life's most simple pleasures are very often the best.   Are there some pointers here for modern day parents? – I would say there are always things from history that are worth considering.


Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Time for a Smile

 



Don't let them take your temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket because it erases your memory.   I went for macaroni and cheese and came home with two cases of lager

 

 It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.   It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.   The difference is staggering.

 

                            Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray…

 

 

 I swear we're fighting two pandemics.   Coronavirus and stupidity.