If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a good
test!
If a Conservative supporter doesn't like guns, they
don't buy one.
If a Labour supporter doesn't like guns, they want
all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat
meat.
If a Labour is a vegetarian, they want all meat
products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is gay, they quietly lead their
life.
If a Labour is gay, they demand legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, they think about
how to better their situation.
If a Labour is down and out they wonder who is
going to take care of them.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show, they
switch channels.
If a Labour doesn’t like a talk show they demand
that those they don't like should be banned.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, they don't go
to church.
If a Labour is a non-believer they want any mention
of God and religion silenced
If a Conservative reads this, they'll forward it so
their friends can have a good laugh.
If a Labour reads this they will delete it because
they're "offended."
